Inem, bunga kampung yang baru-baru ini bekerja di Jakarta. Sudah kerja di kota besar, lupa kota asal. Inem pakai pakaian seksi bermodal bahasa inggris pas-pas an berhasil menggaet johnqq bule playboy asal amerika.
Suatu hari Inem memergoki pacarnya jalan dengan perempuan lain yang lebih seksi, bergaya dan kaya daripadanya. Inem menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Inem berpikir menulis surat ke pacar bulenya untuk memutuskan hubungannya.
Inilah isi surat yang ditulis Inem dengan modal bahasa inggrisnya yang pas-pas an.
Dear john,
I think about this cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. I see you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she. You always ask for apology back-back. i don’t trust you again! You are really crocodile land. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.
So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.
I cut this connection to go far from here. I don’t want you play-play with my liver.
I cry until no more eye water thinking you.
Safe walk.
Inem
